The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Hispanic girls can not be a man's peace. Its literally in their name. (His)(panic)
My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a local female prison, to remind the inmates what it's like to have a selfless guy go down on them. It just gives us some scents of perp puss.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
Pravda news from April 27th 1986 Glorious Soviet technology allowed workers at Chernobyl power plant to complete five year plan of power production in mere five milliseconds.
How did the crazy person get out of the forest? He took the psychopath!
Wanna hear a joke about a parking ticket? No??FINE.