The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
If life is soup Then I am fork
What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.
My ex girlfriend had a role playing fetish. She liked to dress up as herself, and act like a fucking bitch
I received a letter from my opticians, but I’m concerned about their printer.... Either it’s failing or they used a blurry font. So weird.
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic. As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
Made love to my wife for 64 minutes last night Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
I was spending too time pairing socks after they’d been washed When I buy new socks, I now glue them together
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.