The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
3 months ago, Senator McConnell took my rabbit. Mitch better have my bunny.
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up
This Halloween, I waited all day for my friend to meet me at the play park What kind of friend says “Let’s go see Saw” and doesn’t turn up?
I pranked my friend by coloring their face 3 different shades of blue in their sleep. huehuehue.
What do you call a bunch of whites guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder... Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”