The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.