The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I'm seeing this girl and she redecorated her bedroom and I really don't like the new look. Should I tell her? It's kind of an awkward conversation starter from someone she has never met.
Being horny and tired at the same time is a strange feeling. On one hand, you want to go to sleep, ... In the other hand, however.
After getting the windows on my car tinted black, I showed it to my wife. She said, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that thing!"I said, "That's the point."
Biology Joke Biology teacher: Can anyone name a disease?Student: I can sir.Teacher: Well done. Whose next?
What's the difference between a bunch of babies in a pool and some coins? The coins are the only thing heads up...
Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone.
I'm surprised the pandemic has lasted this long. I thought trump trusted doctors to fix his mistakes before they hit 9 months
Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches.
An Israeli soldier lands on Heathrow Airport During filling up the immigration form after name, sex, age etc. there was a section which asked, “Occupation?” He answered, “No, just visiting”
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.