The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.