The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do rich people and drug addicts have in common? They both have friends in high places.
Why did Steven Tyler stick his hand into a hornet nest?? He didn't wanna miss a sting
I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell off the Guard Tower
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel... The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnelThe realist sees a light approaching into the tunnelThe train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railwayEDDIT: u/mandrous's critic accepted!
You're driving down the highway on a jet ski, when a wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Purple, cuz Ice Cream has no bones....Has anyone heard a version of this before?
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I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.