The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, "That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
I met Tiger Woods at a driving range, and he offered to watch a few of my shots and give me advice He watched carefully, and told me I was standing much too close to the ball - after I hit it
When I told my therapist about being unhappy, he said, "When it comes to happiness, a good analogy is a 3D-printer." "Oh," I said, "You mean that I should make my own happiness?""No," he said. "I meant, most people don't have it, and many don't even know what it is."
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar... Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.The bartender says, “age is just a number around here.”
I went to a fancy Italian restaurant but stormed out when I found bugs in my food. Turned out it was the anty pasto.
Hagrid: You're a unit of power, Harry Harry: I'm a watt?
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: Oi - get out. We don't want your type here. Beef jerky.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'