The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"