The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.