The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Does anyone know the actor that played forest gump? T hanks
Imagine making a belt out of a bunch of $100 bills tied together That would be a huge waist of money.
An guy with dwarfism tried explaining he escaped by climbing down the outside wall of a prison It was a little condescending.
What do you call a celebration for bubble tea at Comic Con? Boba Fete.
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'