The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
My wife is really self-conscious about how thick her eyebrows are I told her she's crazy; most women would kill for *half* her eyebrows
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!