The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense.In a religion that person is dead.
What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest? Super smash bros
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'