The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.