The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorant. Roll on 2019
I'm finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It's my new years resolution.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name? Rol.exeSorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
The creator of Arby's was a pirate. He was walking one day thinking of a name for his new restaurant, until he got stung by a bee and shouted "Argh-bees!"
My friend who was new to the internet asked me for a link to a translator When he received it he told me 'this is the link for r/jokes'I replied 'yeah everyone there's currently translating jokes from many languages '
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.