The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
England is finally honoring it's longest river entirely in it's border by making repairs to the over 45 navigation locks used for transportation, improving the many drinking water systems abstracting flow from it's discharge into the sea, and providing for wildlife sanctuaries near the coast. The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project. It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....
I’m working on a new typeface to be used for church bulletins... I call it 'Baptismal Font.'
This book, “The Procrastination Cure: 21 Proven Tactics For Conquering Your Inner Procrastinator” I have had it in my Amazon shopping cart for six months, I will probably order it tomorrow.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Christopher Museum I was walking through the Christopher museum and the tour guide was showing me some of the exhibits. He said this hat was worn by Colombus, these gloves were owned by Nolan, and these boots are made for Walken
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I think with the recent success of Elon musk’s “not a flamethrower” sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes He could call his first brand Elon’s musk
I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant He said: it’s naan of your business
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
If Elon Musk released a line of fragrances they would probably call it.. Tesla for Men or something like that
What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair. My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.