The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.

I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.

I have an old wine barrel that is haunted by the ghost of a pirate. The ghost is quite friendly and really enjoys when you memorise passages from one of the Harry Potter books and then lean into the barrel and recite the passage. Sure, its unusual, but don't read too much into it.

I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.

I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.

A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.

This new guy Juan has been hanging out with me and friends lately and honestly, I'm not a fan. He very controlling and manipulative. And no Juan is going to tell me what to do.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store ​​Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows.

A friend and I went to a chiropractor exam and we had to unscramble the letters PEINS He wrote SPINE, he's a chiropractor now and I spend all my time on reddit.

Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.