The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
What do you call a Dent that looks better from a different angle? Harvey \*My first 100% original dad joke. I am proud of me\*
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes. I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
I was attacked while vacationing in Russia All I remember was seeing Tsars
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
What is the most beautiful Italian flower? The Spaghett-me-not.
Quick tip on how to get lots of views on your Reddit posts Label it NSFW and repost (credit to a dozen other people)
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Roses are red,violets are blue If you were expecting a generic meme fuck you
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'. Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.Eddit: Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver! As for your platinum and gold, spreddit, you won’t regreddit!
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.