The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
Why do astronauts use linux? because you can’t open windows in space.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
Attack on Titan is actually slice of life For short people
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
Thinking about taking a vacation in Australia. I hear it's pretty lit.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.