The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
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What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What form of art is very popular among college kids? Ramen doodles
Say Putin was on a scooter Could we call him Scootin' Putin?
Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
SpaceX have developed a new type of rocket that can fly to the moon in record-breaking time. It's a regular rocket, with "GME" written on it.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters. Dunkirk?Yea, did all of them.
A friend of mine said he likes metal. A friend of mine said he likes metal, so I asked him to tell me 3 blacksmiths. He said, "Will, Jaden, and Willow."
Jonathon Ross forgot to record the new Star Wars film... What a wookie mistake
The Galactic Empire, after the destruction of the Death Star, has taken to bowling during the interim. The Empire Strikes Back, they call it.
A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.The bartender says "that'll be 2020"
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.