The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋

there was a suspicion of university diploma forgery There was a suspicion of university diploma forgery. The police went to investigate that. "There was no proof that any crime was commited," said the police officer, John Brown J.D., M.D., B.D., Ph.D.

I finally get why Trump considers himself a stable genius. Because he’s the best at shoveling horse shit.

Which song would an exception sing? Can't catch me - Avicii

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My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly

Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin?He followed lynx in his family.

Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums. But then The Police came.

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.

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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town I guess she was having a midwife crisis

Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent. His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.