The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
The man who invented Tetris died. They buried him and the whole cemetery disappeared.
A bartender walks into a joke writers convention. No joke.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
Today is 3 wks in quarantine w/o sugar. Walking 3 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour! I feel great! No alcohol & vegan diet! A 2 hr home workout everyday. Lost 14 lbs & gained muscle mass! I have no idea whose tweet this is but I’m proud of them so I decided to copy & paste it!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Just got back from my trip to Iran It was a blast!
Sometime in the future, Canada will rule the earth. And then you’ll all be sorry.
Who's the fruitiest character in Star Wars? The Mangolorian.(Made up for an eight year old)
A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat: Lychan Sub Scribe
What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire? frostbite!
The pink, plastic birds that are popular lawn ornaments in Florida..... are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches...