The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
What did the Italian say when he tested his first successful skunk perfume on a volunteer? You reek-uh!OC- as far as I know
The worst possible pet you can have is an atom They are always up to something when you're not looking, and when you look back they act totally innocent. If they are even still there.
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams play basketball together? He shoots, he scores!
Someone told me about that manga writer who died recently I heard his whole fanbase is going Berserk
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
I’m starting a flight company exclusively for bald people, I’ll call it… Receding airlines.
I am friends with a farmer and his windmill. One likes country music while the other is a big metal fan.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
I went to a job fair and loudly announced that somebody was either going to have to give me a job or drag me out kicking and screaming. I'm an editor at WikiLeaks now.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.