The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best I won.
What material should you avoid using because it will make clothing too light? fiber optics
Someone called me lazy today I almost replied...
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Floyd Mayweather, Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury were waiting in a queue. (punchline)
I'm starting a group to play basketball and then discuss philosophy It's called "shoot first, ask questions later"
Apparently, someone stole a few of my Rap CDs. Oh well, no biggie.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter? PEW PEW