The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
A quarterback was being interviewed only moments before the start of the game. The reporter had 3 quick questions: "Your favorite pizza? Your favorite Star Wars character? Your favorite non-football activity?" His answers were just as brief:"Hut, Hutt, Hike!"
"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.