The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What do you call an argument that suddenly changes topics? A debate and switch.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!