The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus
I couldn't decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf... I went with the ladder.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
What did the scientist said after mixing oxygen and magnesium? O Mg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date... ...it went ok.Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.The other chemicals were like 'omg'!Two noble gases went on a date.There was no reaction.Two protons went on a date.There was no attraction.Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.They felt... read more
I finally had an entire set of amiibos, except for one Zelda character. It was my missing link
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.
Yesterday I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right