The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What size soda does Kim Jong-Un buy at 7-11? A supreme liter.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!