The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Has anyone read the book, "Cum Stains on Her Pillow" By Mr. Completely
Since starting the quarantine two weeks ago, I’ve been shredding all my old CVS receipts. I’m about halfway done... ...with the first one.
Shredder finally defeated the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. All he had to do is to throw a box of plastic straws to the sewer system.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
One time some guy on the street tried to sell me a magical pillow case. Turns out it was just a sham.
I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window. Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French Bathroom? linoleon Blownaparte.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18 The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
What's the difference between a prostitute and the American health system? Nothing. They both f*ck around with you and do absolutely nothing unless you pay them.