The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out? Barbara’s bush
There was a truckload of tires on the interstate and they all fell out It was highway rubbery!
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
Trump's 4th of July 'Salute to America' has bankrupted Washington D.C's Emergency Planning and Security Fund, which is used to provide police and security support at Presidential events. This throws uncertainty on whether or not the President will be able to hold the annual Turkey Pardoning Ceremony this November, which is expected to feature a Presidential Pardon for Trump's close personal friend Jeffrey Epstein.
A snail takes for ever to cross the street and finally knocks on a guy's door The guy answers, sees the snail, picks it up and throws it far away. Two years later the snail returns, knocks again and the guy answers. The snail says, "Yo! What the fuck was that about?"
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.