The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it? Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet?Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover!Girl 1: And the index?Girl 2: Exhausted...
Geography class -Whats the capital of Germany?-Berlin teacher-Whats the capital of France?-Berlin again teacher-Whats the capital of Poland?-Still Berlin teacher-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!-We'll see about that
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need