The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
Had to call out of work because of pink eye This weed hit me like a brickwall
What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!