The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
If 666 is the evil number Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was an accountant I was an accountant from age 22 to 35, when because of office politics, I was sacked for no reason. What a waste of 15 years.
Don't joke about power outages That's just dark humor
Did you hear the one about the giraffe who learned Karate? He looked like a fucking idiot.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.
Last week, I met a Genie who said he’d grant me one wish, I only had 3 choices:First was a better memory. Second was a larger penis. Third was… well I can’t remember what the third choice was.