The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
What did methane say on reacting with oxygen in presence of m2o3? That's the wrong hole that's the wrong holeContext: CH4 + O2 ( in presence of Mo2O3)-->hcho(meth-anal)
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called? VAChina.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I was arrested by a policeman for sitting in the park not doing anything. The charge was impersonating a politician.
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
Psychologists have discovered a new way to see into the minds of those with ADHD They're calling it AD4K