The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence Then I relized “that would be crazy!”
Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob. Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.
What's an internet scammer's favorite sport? Phishing.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
What did George Bush say when he was fighting in war? I ambush
The local furniture store sells stools I checked out one of their samples and I was unimpressed. It looked like a piece of shit.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up