The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?They both want to get there before the hair
How many policeman does it take to change a lightbulb none they just beat the room for being black
So Two Blondes are stand on a pair of Tracks So two blondes are standing on a pair of tracks arguing, “They’re deer tracks”, “No They’re Bear Tracks “ Half a Hour a later they get hit by a train
The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: "Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
My friend was upset to find out my percussion instrument liked both males and females. I replied "mate, just let bi-gongs be bi-gongs".
[Life Pro Tip] Stay away from negative people Wait, that was 2 years ago...
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole.
Fisherman caught the golden shark *Please let me go and I`ll have you one wish come true*, said the shark.*I want my dick to be so long that it reaches the ground*, answered the fisherman.*Ok*, said the shark and bit his legs.