The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
A friend of mine didn't pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.