The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
You can be your own secret santa! All you need is ambien and amazon.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Amazing looking meals is called Food porn. Beautiful outdoor landscapes is called Nature porn... But when I want to look up pictures of adorable kids the FBI shows up on my doorstep.
Napoleon wore a red shirt so no one could see him bleed if he was shot. Hitler wore brown pants
What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate? One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
My psychiatrist says I’m making big improvements dealing with my tendency to read hostility into situations That fucking sarcastic asshole.
A boy and a girl are playing naked in the sand, when the boy starts laughing at the girl that she does not have a peepee. The girl just grins and says... When I grow up, I will have as many peepees as I like.
what do you call a math mistake? algebruh moment
I miss the good old days when the president only lied to us to protect national security. Or to hide a blowjob from his wife.
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.