The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
4o mini
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
How do you posion a woman with a razorblade? Give her arse.a.nic
How can you tell if someone has priority boarding on a budget airline? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
We have ghosts in house \- "I went last night to the bathroom and light turns on by itself. I finish peeing and go out only for the light to turn off by itself too."\- "Idiot! You pissed in the fridge again."
I heard Tiger Woods has been hitting the gym lately Been crushing legs
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I'll kill him with my bear hands.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.