The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here, ' the bartender says. “Why not? ' one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured. '
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.
So my therapist said time heals all wounds so I stabed him and now we wait
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
She said I won’t be able to make it.