The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England. We call him Sir Gen
Googled 'how to light a cigar'... and got 70 million matches.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Where is the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? (Worst joke ever) The Galley!Everything but the kitchen sinks.^(I warned you)
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan... ...someone is going to be wrong.