The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Two potato farmers are in a field One of them reaches down with both hands and pulls up two of the biggest potatoes they have ever scene. The other farmer says "Wow! Those potatoes look just like my balls." "That big?" Asks the farmer. "No, just that dirty."
My favorite 4th of July joke: Do you know why Americans spell color, humor, and behavior that way they do? "Because fuck u that's why." -- George Washington, Revolutionary War
Please keep my uncle in your thoughts and prayers We just found out he’s addicted to Viagra. My Aunt has been taking it pretty hard.
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
Dad cooks dinner. He gives his kids deer meat, but doesn't tell them but gives them a clue.Dad: What kind of meat is this, it's something mom calls me every day.Sarah: OMG Billy, It's an asshole don't eat it.
In an ambulance "can you describe the snake that bit you?"Me: "yes, it was like an angry rope"
My university is so concerned about the environment.. They've been recycling past papers since 87'.
What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get:- your wife back- your house back- your truck back- your dog back
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonkey!
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.