The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?
My wife and I share a sense of humour... Coz we have to...She doesn’t have one.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…