The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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I heard self-deprecation is a sign of self obsession, Good thing I suck at self deprecation.
What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him. ## The judge gave me 60 years! ### My (other) favorite one liners: 1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.1. French tanks have five rever... read more
A man and a prostitute are sharing a meal He gives her his peas. She gives him herpes.
Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: "I miss South Africa." So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: "I hope this helps."
What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have A nookia
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
The person who created the sign "CAUTION HOT SURFACE"... ...in braille, was an evil genius.
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
what’s the difference between bees and bears? ears