The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋

I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.

Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!

I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”

I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.

Fun fact: there is a bank you can go to get gold without being arrested. It’s called Reddit.

Did you hear about the company's idea for a giant sandal? Turned out to be a massive flop.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Let's make this interesting. So we stopped playing chess.

What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.