The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
I have a joke for all you sorting by new. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.An **optimist** sees light at the end of a tunnel.A *realist* sees a freight train.The ***train driver*** sees three morons standing on the train tracks.
A helpful bit of advice when using the internet Avoid clickbait
Today's forecast is going to be.... Partially sunny......
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
Okay, my humor is a bit dry, but enjoy? I guess? You probably won’t but eh, I don’t care. So the president asked one of his advisers if there were any Walmart’s in Iran, but his advisor replies: “Mr. President, there are no Walmart’s in Iran, only targets.”
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
Why are goldfish the most dangerous animal? Because they live in a tank.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."