The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
A guy was found dead with ten stab wounds in his stomach. Somebody really hated his guts.
Thanks Google Nest.... I get a notice on my phone saying a unknown person was seen walking in the house early morning...shows a picture of me.... well.. fuck you to you judgmental asshole lol
This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay.
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
What did the Ancient Egyptians call the pharaoh who farted oddly? Toot Uncommon
My grandfather inspired me to be a writer He died choking on a peanut butter sandwich. I will never forget his last words: "Happy pen... happy pen..."
What did the law student do to his mother when he couldn’t become a judge? He embarister.