The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said"Let's put a simile on that face!"
I was attacked while vacationing in Russia All I remember was seeing Tsars