The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Give a man a loaf of bread and he'll eat for a week Give that same man a fishing pole and he'll die of internal bleeding.
Why wasn't the little lamb allowed to frolic in the meadow with the other little lambs? Because he had a serious gambolling problem.
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '
I’m financially set for life ...providing I die next Monday
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I'm after you now.
How does a brown-noser clean their mask? They shake the sh*t out of it!
(Not mine) A man in a trench coat walks up to three old ladies sitting on a park bench He opens up his coat at them, the first old lady had a stroke, the second old lady had a stroke, the third old lady absolutely refused to touch it.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.