The Best (and Worst) Really Bad & Awful Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for the really bad & awful dad jokes that are so terrible, they’re hilarious! These jokes are packed with cringeworthy punchlines and painfully cheesy puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh in the best (or worst) way. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally awkward, our really bad & awful dad jokes will have you groaning, laughing, and possibly questioning your sense of humor. Explore the funniest (and worst) dad jokes around!
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Did you hear about the Kung Fu Baker? If people tried to rob his bakery, he would beat the up and throw frosting at them yelling CAKE this!
I saw an old woman on the news who's house was flooded She was standing there, knee deep in water, crying......and I thought that's not helpingCredit: Jimmy Carr
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
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What is the best thing about a blow job? You get five minutes of peace and quiet.
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that? He quaalluded with the Russians
What does Disney and Viagra have in common? You wait 3 hours for a 3 minute ride.
If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? Ass skin for a friend.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.